tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-75453734113109882462011-08-16T20:05:34.560-07:00Jabes Ramoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02817626150612085001noreply@blogger.comBlogger121100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7545373411310988246.post-11988471238145736292011-05-24T05:57:00.000-07:002011-05-24T05:59:16.289-07:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-iLkBaUcr5b4/TdurfffeCoI/AAAAAAAAAZk/yU6rj-53TMU/s1600/funny0270%2B%25282%2529.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 531px; HEIGHT: 406px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5610266318337870466" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-iLkBaUcr5b4/TdurfffeCoI/AAAAAAAAAZk/yU6rj-53TMU/s400/funny0270%2B%25282%2529.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7545373411310988246-1198847123814573629?l=chavaum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jabes Ramoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02817626150612085001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7545373411310988246.post-13741555725616903022011-05-24T05:47:00.000-07:002011-05-24T05:56:34.627-07:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FShHnRsM3Os/TdupBFPbAqI/AAAAAAAAAZc/b6fYtiDAWKs/s1600/184730_192811027408335_100000383189112_535266_5742739_n.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 395px; HEIGHT: 497px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5610263596871910050" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FShHnRsM3Os/TdupBFPbAqI/AAAAAAAAAZc/b6fYtiDAWKs/s400/184730_192811027408335_100000383189112_535266_5742739_n.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>OMG </strong>- Oh my god – Oh meu Deus</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>WTF </strong>- What the fuck – Que porra é essa</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>STFU </strong>- Shut the fuck up – Cala essa porra de boca</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>PWN3D </strong>- outra gíria de net, …como se fosse“owned”</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>URANOOB </strong>- you are a noob – você é novato (newbie – garoto novo)</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>LMAO </strong>- laughing my ass off – cagando de rir</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>ROTF </strong>- Rolling on the river floor – rolando no chão (de tanto rir)</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>K - Ok</strong> – Beleza</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>THX </strong>- Thanks – Valeu</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>BYE </strong>- Tchau</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7545373411310988246-1374155572561690302?l=chavaum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jabes Ramoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02817626150612085001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7545373411310988246.post-26158806574451095702011-05-24T05:39:00.000-07:002011-05-24T05:45:19.322-07:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cZoTO0mUe-Y/TdunzxyJzdI/AAAAAAAAAZU/1NeSkZPZYC4/s1600/164754_148537638534469_100001347014122_236057_7245386_n.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 345px; HEIGHT: 720px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5610262268798946770" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cZoTO0mUe-Y/TdunzxyJzdI/AAAAAAAAAZU/1NeSkZPZYC4/s400/164754_148537638534469_100001347014122_236057_7245386_n.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7545373411310988246-2615880657445109570?l=chavaum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jabes Ramoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02817626150612085001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7545373411310988246.post-25787040451322622462011-05-19T07:21:00.000-07:002011-05-19T07:29:47.021-07:00<strong><span style="font-size:180%;">Ingredientes :</span></strong><br /><strong>04 olhos - 04 pernas - 04 braços - 02 pacotes de leite - 02 ovos - 01 tigela - 01 banana</strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:180%;">Modo de preparar:</span> </span></strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><br /><ol><br /><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Olhe dentro dos olhos;</span></li><br /><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Com os braços, abrir as pernas;</span></li><br /><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Aperte e massageie os pacotes de leite delicadamente;</span></li><br /><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Coloque suavemente a banana na tigela, retirando-a logo em seguida.<br />Repita o procedimento até adquirir consistência cremosa.Obs: para melhores resultados, continuar massageando os pacotes de leite.<br /></li></span><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Ao elevar-se a temperatura, mergulhe a banana profundamente na tigela, cubra com os ovos e deixe-a umedecer preferencialmente. NÃO pernoitar).O bolo estará pronto quando a banana amolecer. Caso isso não ocorra, repita os passos de 3 a 5 ou troque de tigela.<br /></li></ol><strong></strong></span><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">Observações :</span></strong><br /><br /><ul><br /><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Se vc se encontra em uma cozinha que lhe é estranha, lave bem utensílios antes e após o uso;</span></li><br /><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Não lamba a tigela </span></li><br /><li><span style="font-size:130%;">Caso o bolo cresça, fuja...</span></li></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7545373411310988246-2578704045132262246?l=chavaum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jabes Ramoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02817626150612085001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7545373411310988246.post-82934834138120887782011-05-19T06:30:00.000-07:002011-05-19T06:32:52.960-07:00<p align="center"><embed style="WIDTH: 486px; HEIGHT: 431px" height="431" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="486" src="http://www.superdownloads.com.br/jogos-online/arquivos/r/ragdoll-laser-dodge.swf" quality="high"></embed></p><br /><br /><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#666666;">O recordista ganha um PARABÉNS.</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7545373411310988246-8293483413812088778?l=chavaum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jabes Ramoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02817626150612085001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7545373411310988246.post-59862494861060079672011-05-12T10:24:00.000-07:002011-05-25T08:27:39.766-07:00<p align="center"><a href="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_eEIPi_EsllU/TcwdbRWE7LI/AAAAAAAAAZE/nO9KN7xSkZ4/collegehumorportal2.gif"><img style="WIDTH: 500px; HEIGHT: 415px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_eEIPi_EsllU/TcwdbRWE7LI/AAAAAAAAAZE/nO9KN7xSkZ4/collegehumorportal2.gif" /></a></p><br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Xr_NH0vU71w/TcwZonFTzZI/AAAAAAAAAYM/jkfUfP3FhKA/s1600/0979.gif"><img style="WIDTH: 400px; HEIGHT: 331px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5605883821646138770" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Xr_NH0vU71w/TcwZonFTzZI/AAAAAAAAAYM/jkfUfP3FhKA/s400/0979.gif" /></a></p><br /><br /><br /><object id="dorkly14583" data="http://www.dorkly.com/moogaloop/noobtube.swf?clip_id=14583&amp;use_node_id=true&amp;fullscreen=1" width="600" height="338" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"><br /><embed src="http://www.dorkly.com/moogaloop/noobtube.swf?clip_id=14583&amp;use_node_id=true&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="600" height="338" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7545373411310988246-5986249486106007967?l=chavaum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jabes Ramoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02817626150612085001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7545373411310988246.post-60845913258358947922011-05-12T09:45:00.000-07:002011-05-15T18:58:21.717-07:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mNEU0Ni9QJs/TcwOedobl3I/AAAAAAAAAX0/o1ynWRs1JSI/s1600/duvida.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 543px; HEIGHT: 584px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5605871552682497906" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mNEU0Ni9QJs/TcwOedobl3I/AAAAAAAAAX0/o1ynWRs1JSI/s400/duvida.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">Nããoo consiguh avistar nem um quadro...(Além de uma bela Bunda...)</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7545373411310988246-6084591325835894792?l=chavaum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jabes Ramoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02817626150612085001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7545373411310988246.post-61180213862911440562011-05-11T08:42:00.000-07:002011-05-11T08:46:50.130-07:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3ya8OznIdoA/TcqupifruMI/AAAAAAAAAXs/AQcPAGlbgfo/s1600/Tetris-FOREVERALONE.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 548px; HEIGHT: 545px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5605484714873567426" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3ya8OznIdoA/TcqupifruMI/AAAAAAAAAXs/AQcPAGlbgfo/s400/Tetris-FOREVERALONE.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;">Porra que mente poluída hein....</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7545373411310988246-6118021386291144056?l=chavaum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jabes Ramoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02817626150612085001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7545373411310988246.post-29842451025619123682011-05-11T08:25:00.000-07:002011-05-11T08:37:07.585-07:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-laNE_Jk2UDY/TcqrWA0Pr9I/AAAAAAAAAXc/nNT_vRHgdkI/s1600/prova.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 400px; HEIGHT: 394px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5605481080880607186" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-laNE_Jk2UDY/TcqrWA0Pr9I/AAAAAAAAAXc/nNT_vRHgdkI/s400/prova.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">Aliás quem estuda pra prova hj em dia... O Lula naum estudou e virou Presidente(Desculpa Fila da Puta de Sempre)...</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GdNIflzDNbE/TcqrWPGrgyI/AAAAAAAAAXU/ZebpYcSRhCk/s1600/corrente.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 400px; HEIGHT: 394px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5605481084716024610" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GdNIflzDNbE/TcqrWPGrgyI/AAAAAAAAAXU/ZebpYcSRhCk/s400/corrente.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">Absolutamente Nada...</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qL7K2z5Ii64/TcqrViTNA5I/AAAAAAAAAXM/zZxXa4RMJtc/s1600/evolucao.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 400px; HEIGHT: 394px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5605481072688956306" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qL7K2z5Ii64/TcqrViTNA5I/AAAAAAAAAXM/zZxXa4RMJtc/s400/evolucao.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">Mais naum é issuh q eh pra saber? </span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">Bom na minha opinião tah certinhuuuu (Evolução se Baseia em Pokemon. Fato).</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-z-HuX7jsLX4/TcqrVSYhiPI/AAAAAAAAAXE/xGvDq3YtwUA/s1600/bomfilme.gif"><img style="WIDTH: 400px; HEIGHT: 394px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5605481068416305394" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-z-HuX7jsLX4/TcqrVSYhiPI/AAAAAAAAAXE/xGvDq3YtwUA/s400/bomfilme.gif" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">Nem que as Fãs do vampirinhu Viaduh Comecem a se Matar...</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-v8yEdPpZe7I/TcqrVA_JBSI/AAAAAAAAAW8/dLv2PpN0Mhg/s1600/coisashorriveis.gif"><img style="WIDTH: 400px; HEIGHT: 394px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5605481063746438434" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-v8yEdPpZe7I/TcqrVA_JBSI/AAAAAAAAAW8/dLv2PpN0Mhg/s400/coisashorriveis.gif" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">FATO.<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7545373411310988246-2984245102561912368?l=chavaum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jabes Ramoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02817626150612085001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7545373411310988246.post-10747936992289470232011-05-11T07:50:00.000-07:002011-05-11T08:00:58.597-07:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fCG_wHinVzM/Tcqiql5uHFI/AAAAAAAAATM/HEPKpbeJzOk/s1600/168962_148274748560758_100001347014122_235024_3927110_n.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 550px; HEIGHT: 506px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5605471538828418130" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fCG_wHinVzM/Tcqiql5uHFI/AAAAAAAAATM/HEPKpbeJzOk/s400/168962_148274748560758_100001347014122_235024_3927110_n.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;">Infelizmente elas neste Momento estão Mortas!!!</span><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7545373411310988246-1074793699228947023?l=chavaum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jabes Ramoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02817626150612085001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7545373411310988246.post-3235922806572379872011-05-11T07:30:00.000-07:002011-05-11T08:41:06.568-07:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0EDr1EnKC0U/Tcqt075VOFI/AAAAAAAAAXk/GjUvbJEkwhg/s1600/redessociais.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 548px; HEIGHT: 416px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5605483811158964306" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0EDr1EnKC0U/Tcqt075VOFI/AAAAAAAAAXk/GjUvbJEkwhg/s400/redessociais.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-zUqPHjskO2U/TcqgS8kWJwI/AAAAAAAAATE/AEbKqdnPiHw/s1600/redessociais.jpg"></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span><span style="font-size:180%;">É assim que se aprende a usar uma Rede Social.</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7545373411310988246-323592280657237987?l=chavaum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jabes Ramoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02817626150612085001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7545373411310988246.post-19192595782890508742011-05-11T06:46:00.000-07:002011-05-11T07:11:15.543-07:00<div>Bom a um tempo eu venho postando em um outro blog o <a href="http://www.tumblr.com/"><em>Tumblr</em></a> porém percebi que postando por lá não tinha muituh função por exemplo os comentários(que são excenciais)...<br /><br />Então resolvi remontar o blog do Tumblr aqui no blogspot q já tenho a um tempo mas não usava...<br /><br />Se quiser visualisar meu blog do tumblr clique <a href="http://www.chavaum.tumblr.com/">Aqui</a>...<br /><br />Valew espero que gostem das <strong>Babaquices</strong> aqui postadas ...<br /><br />^^</div><br /><div></div><br /><div><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sFOMYo8jiz0/TcqYybfFLVI/AAAAAAAAASs/b8SgIiG-FHo/s1600/cool_face_986.png"><img style="WIDTH: 320px; HEIGHT: 261px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5605460678355004754" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sFOMYo8jiz0/TcqYybfFLVI/AAAAAAAAASs/b8SgIiG-FHo/s320/cool_face_986.png" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7545373411310988246-1919259578289050874?l=chavaum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jabes Ramoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02817626150612085001noreply@blogger.com0